Are you tired of the trolls?
Interested in turning their bitter tears to dancing?
Want to have fun when the crying fills
threads and websites?
Then you need....
Now when trolls and whiners appear, you get to play Wii Bingo! Yes, friends, match up the comments to the selected boxes and see how far you can get! When a bingo appears, you can be sure there is super trolling. When multiple bingos appear, well, you have a hardcore cry-fest.
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Nintendo is destroying the industry! |
When PS60 get price cut, Wii is through. |
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Nintendo is abandoning the hardcore! |
When this game comes out, THEN the PS360 will take off! |
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Nintendo not serious about online. |
Wii is just a party machine. |
Wii sells because it is cheap. |
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Nintendo milks profit due to inferior hardware! |
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Gamecube started well at first too… |
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PS3 is on a ten year plan. |
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Wii is two Gamecube systems put together by duct tape! |
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Only Nintendo games sell on Nintendo systems. |
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When HD adoption rate goes up, Wii is finished. |
Who cares about Wii sales? All the real games are on PS60! |
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What happens when people get bored of Wii Sports? |
Example
Let us say you are reading your Internet news and, lo and
behold, you stumble across some comments about the Wii. Smelling a troll, you
break out the Wii Bingo and see if you can get a row!
For our example, let us try this
interview from 1up.
In the end, this was my Bingo card:
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BINGO!!!!! I got a Bingo! Granted, I could have put a mark for I:1 as well,
but you get the picture.
So when you are happily browsing the Internet and crying hardcore begin talking
like this:
Play Wii Bingo and you'll become like this:
Who can get the highest Bingo score? Onward hardcore! Bring forth your tears! Our markers are ready.